some more:
http://www.spinaltapfan.com/?source=404shakeit! (IE only, I'm afraid):
http://www.lebonze.co.uk/stuff/move.htm you can scan *anything*!
http://www.boobscan.com/ worlds fastest toilet:
http://www.geetrish.com/pictures/040902.shtml best!
http://www.go2sleep.be/ some quotes about BEER:
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. --Catherine Zandonella Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. --Ambrose Bierce Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? --W.C. Fields Beauty lies in the hands of the beerholder. Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply Work is the curse of the drinking classes. --Oscar Wilde When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy. -- Tom Waits 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? Beer is good food. If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. --Deep Thought, Jack Handy It's better to have beer in hand than gas in tank. Life is too short to drink cheap beer. Beer - it's not just for breakfast anymore Beer: Nature's laxative. Beer. If you can't taste it, why bother! One more drink and I'd be under the host. --Dorothy Parker All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow. --Dave Barry When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer. -- Postpetroleum Guzzler, Dave Barry Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. --Dave Barry's Bad Habits, Dave Barry Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. --Dave Barry My problem with most athletic challenges is training. I'm lazy and find that workouts cut into my drinking time. --A Wolverine is Eating My Leg The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. --Humphrey Bogart Friends don't let friends drink Light Beer. If nothing beats a Bud, given the choice, I'd take the nothing... Draft beer, not people! Adhere to Schweinheitsgebot. Don't put anything in your beer that a pig wouldn't eat. --David Geary Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine. -- David Moulton A drink a day keeps the shrink away. --Edward Abbey People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot. --Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI Put it back in the horse! --H. Allen Smith, an American humorist in the '30s-'50s, after he drank his first American beer at a bar.
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